daddymakemeasuperhero:

ladyinterior:

Paper Art, Maude White

I’m. Not. Worthy.

I would rather die of passion than of boredom.
 Vincent Van Gogh  (via goddessmorrigan)
I’m getting bad again but I’m too tired to care.
(via yourblackdiamond)

whizzbees:

Currently drinking: The best Butterbeer I have ever tasted.

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grimsdark:

The next time a guy complains about being friendzoned, send him this picture.

“shit it’s raining”

eridanampervert:

genocidersyooo:

when life gives you lemons what do you do

DONT MAKE LEMONADE

MAKE LIFE TAKE THE LEMONS BACK!

GET MAD!

I DONT WANT YOUR DAMN LEMONS WHAT IM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE?

DEMAND TO SEE LIFES MANAGER. MAKE LIFE RUE THE DAY IT THOUGHT IT COULD GIVE, *CAVE JOHNSON* LEMONS.

DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?!

IM THE MAN WHOS GONNA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN, WITH THE LEMONS! 

IM GONNA GET MY ENGINEERS TO INVENT A COMBUSTIBLE LEMON THAT’LL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN.

crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

edwardspoonhands:

off-width:

hoodvale:

This post always slaps me in the face

Wow, no kidding.

This is not technically true…time did not exist before the big bang, so you really only spent 13.98 billion years not being born yet. Still a lot of years.

this-one-moment:

He just accepts it right away.

this-one-moment:

He just accepts it right away.

I will not be your “sometimes”.
Six Word Story #2 (via whispersofstardust)